1. fullmetalshan:

    i wonder who’d still go to the effort to talk to me if i deleted all my social media accounts

    (via panda--butt)

  4. officialwhitegirls:

    and you wonder how i stole your man sweetie

    (via jessyeatbrain)


  5. Eggs Benedict Cucumber Patch


  6. "Well may we say ‘God save the Queen,’ because nothing will save the Governor General."
    — The most colossal diss in Australian history.

  8. intpmusings:

    Sometimes I wonder whether I have any real intelligence or if I just have enough random bits of surface knowledge to bullshit my way through most things.

    (via unapolagetically)

  10. (Source: xerui, via 19---03)