February 2012
48 posts
Liam Collier appreciation post.
I always fall for girls I barely know, and who'd...
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I'm gonna grow a Bonsai.
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I don't mind Triple J in most circumstances,
but you’ve gotta understand that, to my ears, most of the popular music on Triple J sounds just as trite and contrived as Pop Music does. The only real difference is that Triple J bands use reverb instead of autotune. As it stands, that wouldn’t bother all too much, but the whole culture of the Hottest 100 and Indie Music gives people this unfounded sense of musical understanding and...
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I have this theory:
If you take a picture of Stephen Fry, and place any text over said picture, within two weeks every Atheist on the internet will believe it.
You know what to do, friends.
Nobody. I'm nobody... I'm, a tramp, a bum, a hobo....
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jaredtomas:
Sex sex I want sex.
I don't wanna be that guy.
But some times when I find out about a person’s career choice, I just think “I really hope you don’t end up doing that”. I never discourage anyone, but in the privacy of my own mind, I can’t help but be terrified at the prospect of some people I know becoming teachers, or politicians.
Yes, I know I’m a shit cunt.
The Grammys are in no way relevant.
Today's gonna be awfully blue.
Gonna spend the rest of the day exploring the...
Bitches don’t know ‘bout my desire to expand my art.
Anonymous asked: Stay away from the celery, but drink up on that pineapple juice.
Anonymous asked: Shit son, got yourself quite a few admirers there.
Anonymous asked: only chicks? shit, are you sure? im sure we could work around that. how old are you?
Anonymous asked: Any bars on said applications? Anything you won't allow?
Video game by Lana Del Rey is a great song.
Fuck the haters.
Anonymous asked: Less Soul Searching, more Hole Searching
Anonymous asked: Not a scam (Although I suppose that is something scammers would say). Perth girl living in Como. From here I'll leave it up to you :)
Anonymous asked: I don't have a tumblr, hence the email address :(
Time for an adventure.
Anonymous asked: Sorry :( Was trying to be funny
Anonymous asked: 21YOCASA :) I quite like your nose in my last post ;) cthulianlovechild at Gmail is my email if you're interested. I'd also like to apply for the position of "Your next lay" :) I have a photo or two if you like the goods
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Nothing ignites hope within the mind of a young...
Some nights, the Universe and Google align, and that special bookmark folder adds another loyal subject to its kingdom.
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George Michael has convinced me to get laid...
I am now accepting applications.
Anonymous asked: 21YOCASA (21 Year Old Cocaine and Sex Addict) still here :) I'm not going anywhere sexy :)
That awkward moment when someone slaps you and you... →
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oh snap this is hilarious
Follow this blog. You’ll LOVE it on your Dashboard.
Come on, mates, this is clearly taking the piss.
21 year old female cocaine/sex enthusiast:
Who are you?!
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I fucking love The Rock Inn.
I was looking to get some new pickups installed in my Blacktop Tele, and so I was lurking a whole bunch of stores online. After a while, I pretty much resigned myself to the fact that it was gonna cost $300 dollars or more, which sucks because I lack employment. Anyway, I decided to check with Guru Shaun at The Rock inn and he said that they’d two new humbuckers (Seymour Duncan Jazz neck and...
Anonymous asked: A 21 year old woman.
Anonymous asked: Well if you want to fuck and do cocaine, I AM available
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George Michael makes me wanna fuck and do cocaine.
I need to avoid some things on the internet.
Anonymous asked: What's the favourite script you've written/thought of
January 2012
36 posts
Dead Friends and Deadbeats;
I don’t have to be either.
I want Imogen Heap to have my musical babies.